Johnny Got a DUI



Johnny Got a DUI


(verse)

Johnny got a DUI

Said it wasn’t his fault 

The test was on a hill 

It effected his walk


Johnny got a DUI

In his cowboy boots

If your gonna walk straight

Don’t wear those hoofs


(chorus) 

Johnny Got a DUI 

Johnny Got a DUI 

Weren’t no reason

Weren’t no why

Johnny Got a DUI


(verse 2)

Johnny got a DUI

He swears he weren’t drunk

His brakes were bad 

They made him swerve. 


Johnny got a DUI

He had to cough

That smoke was strong

That phone just slid right off


(chorus)

Johnny Got a DUI

Johnny Got a DUI

Weren’t no reason

Weren’t no why

Johnny Got a DUI


(verse 3)

Johnny got a DUI

He’s going to court

He swears the blood test

Will be a good report 


Johnny got a DUI

Ya gotta believe 

Point “O” eight or under 

He’ll get a reprieve 


(chorus) 

Johnny Got a DUI 

Johnny Got a DUI 

Weren’t no reason

Weren’t no why

Johnny Got a DUI


John Snelling

05:01:19



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