The Last Locust



The last Locust
(The ballad of Billy and Bob)

Dormant darkness 

Forever long 

Suddenly the slightest stirring

The beginnings of 

Life’s endless song

The cycle reoccurring


Movement dawning

The tiniest twitch

A single synapsis firing

The motility of 

The musculature

Rigidity respiring


Six limbs wiggling 

Loosening soil 

Primal instincts prevailing 

Which way is up

Which way is down

The air and sky unveiling


Emerging slowly

Slender feelers 

Poking through the soil

A quick reaction 

To the sun’s refraction 

Three ocelli eyes recoil 


Seeking shelter

A fallen leaf

Thoughts slowly returning

Reams and reams

Of sleepy dreams

Until a sudden yearning


Here he was

Adult at last

Evolution transcending 

A liberation

From hibernation’s

Story finally ending


All around

Ever louder

A million tymbals sounding

Each one a song

Sing along! 

His arrival announcing 


Testing wings

Precarious things

Alighting on a limb

Speaking to 

A brethren 

Staring back at him


Another limb

Another stare

Could no one speak a word?

To think he was 

The only one

Certainly seemed absurd


Why no one else

Could communicate

Each had a mouth and brain

The reason why

They did not try 

He had to ascertain 


Frantically flying 

From tree to tree

The moon his only light

Stopping at 

The forest’s edge

He peered into the night 


In the distance

An inviting glow

Pierced his dark despair 

A tractor beam

Or so it seemed

Could he find an answer there?


A magnetic pull

Drew him close

And closer still …until

Landing in

The nick of time

On the window sill


At the desk

A silhouette 

A bright computer screen

A set of ears

On a head

A boy … a human being 


Hope against hope

He’d understand 

Would the boy be friend or foe?

Antenna crossed

Just for luck

He piped a quick, “Hello!”


Recognition

Right away

The head spinning around 

Eyes of blue

Not five but two

Looking for the sound


Peering up

Watching as

The boy slowly approached

A question posed

Should I suppose

You are a talking roach?


I suspect 

You’re incorrect

This bug is not a pest 

What kind exactly

Quite matter of factly

One might only guess


Hop aboard 

We’ll explore

Scientifically 

I’ll post your picture

On the web

For all the world to see


I am sure 

Your human friends

May find it quite amusing  

For since I surfaced

In all earnest

It’s all been quite confusing 


Spreading wings

Landing lightly

On his shoulder with such ease

Phone extended

Selfie time 

“Smile” he said, “Say Cheese!”


Suddenly

Fingers flying

He watched the boy in awe

Then magically

A photograph 

On the screen he saw


Two big eyes

Glowing red

With three more in between 

A long thorax

Six spindly legs 

And wings both glistening green


Funny noises

Ding! Ping! 

The computer spits a chime

Recognition

Of the picture

Done in record time


Suddenly 

A pair of glasses 

On a professorial nose

An English accent

Clearing his throat 

Ahem! I do suppose


Upon further study

I recommend 

A patronly paleontologist

It’s very clear

You should consult 

An expert entomologist 


The genus of 

His sub species 

Are all called arthropods

An invertebrate 

He surely is

Though he seems a little odd


Learned thoughts 

The boy remarks

But I need more specifics 

To know exactly

Matter of factly

Would really be terrific


It appears my friend

Nobody knows

Though you seem a real show stopper

But to a fish

You’d be a dish

A nice juicy grasshopper 


No! He’s not!

Piped the professor 

Your camera’s simply not in focus

I’d look myself

But I have a touch

Of osteoporosis 


For he’s simply 

Unconditionally 

And I say this quite convictionally

With no duplicity

For compositionally

The science states unequivocally 


There’s no mystery 

To his history

No hooey or hocus pocus

This little bug 

Is no roach or slug

He’s just a big fat locust


So the boy 

Began to type

Fingers flying on the keys

Then there appeared

A mirror image 

Staring back to see


Robina pseudo

Acrididae

His Latin name transcribed

A rather handsome 

Lad he was 

With both his wings spread wide


That name’s too long

It’s all wrong

It’s too serious and silly

One that reflects

Precise and direct

Like mine, they call me Billy


Not Gill or Phil

Boris or Morris

Not a Gary or a Harry

Not Lonnie or Ronnie

Brandon or Landon 

Nor Barry or even Larry


All those names

Are really swell

Any one might do the job

We will make it

Uncomplicated 

And simply call you Bob


Bob the bug

That sounds good

In fact I think I like it

I never had 

A name before

Will you show me how to write it?


A writing pad

A ballpoint pen

Held up for him to see

First a “B”

Then an “O”

Followed by another “B”


B - O - B

Bob! he said

It’s an easy one to spell 

You may need

To sign your name

One can ever tell


Let’s take a walk

To the mall

That’s what we should do next

At the bookstore

We can look for

A book about insects


Bob watched as

Billy turned 

To the chapter specifying 

The metaplasia

Of various cicadia

The words were mesmerizing 


Evidently

Every locust

Periodically disappears

They go down 

Into the ground

For seventeen long years


Wow! he said

It’s like being dead

That’s a long long time to sleep

One would guess

With that much rest

You could count 10 million sheep 


Stay with me

And you will see

Up here is much more pleasurable

Above the ground

We’ll buddy around 

In fact we’ll be inseparable 


The days and months

Turned into years

Everything was done together

Billy and Bob

Two peas in a pod

They’d be pals forever


Classroom buddies

Sharing studies 

A secret education 

Like a moppet

In his pocket

He hid till graduation 


Cap and gown

Sized way down

Dressed for his diploma

The principal

Said, I’m appalled 

Perhaps I have glaucoma 


Forty years 

Of teaching school

You truly have audacity

I congratulate 

In fact substantiate

Your “insect”ual tenacity 


For I’ve never

Had a student

So small in size and statue

One could figure

You are not much bigger

Than a tiny cashew


Summer Spring 

Winter and Fall

Fun-filled days of guile and gaul 

Time passed

Flying fast

Until Ivy League’s came to call


Harvard, Dartmouth 

Princeton and Yale

Prestigious universities all

From Sigma Pi

To Delta Chi

Pledging each fraternity ball


Car’s packed

No turning back

As Billy donned his favorite shirt

To seek a degree

In “Bugology” 

And come back a bug expert


Farewell my friend 

Don’t be sad

For college is quite complicated 

There are restrictions

On admissions

Bugs cannot be tolerated 


Drilling fast

On the glass

A hole in his window pane

Now you can come

And go with ease

Since you must remain


As for food

I’m sure that you 

Can fend well for yourself 

There’s lots of leaves

On deciduous trees

To help maintain your health


He said goodbye

Tears in his eyes

Don’t worry about this bug

As his six limbs 

Embraced Billy’s chin

A teeny weeny bug hug


Watching as

The car drove off

The room seemed still and lonely 

He had to find 

More of his kind

He couldn’t be the only


Former studies

With his buddy

Taught when the swarms were coming

Listening for

The underscore 

Of ten thousand locusts humming


Days and months

Soon a year

Passed without a sound

The one he’d heard

When he’d emerged

From deep within the ground


Starting as

A single chirp

Swelling to a chorus

Until the forest 

Sounded like 

A heard of tyrannosaurus 


Bob awakened

With a start

His reaction quick and primal

Rushing to 

The window stool

There was no denial 


Roaring like

A locomotive

Screaming through the night

A passing hoard

He’ll climb aboard

And with that took flight


Flying close

Touching wings

He plunged into the mass

Thick as thieves

He ducked and weaved 

A million he flew past


Until emerging

Swerving swirling

The hoard all following close

A wisp of smoke

Rising falling

A living breathing ghost


Stronger bigger

Than the rest

From years above the ground 

While they were sleeping

He was eating 

The difference was profound


Flying higher

Higher still

The stars his only light

All alone 

Or so he thought

Till he looked off to his right


Gossamer wings

Of gold and silver

Reflected in her tiara’s sheen

He flew in awe

Of what he saw

A luscious locust queen 


Spinning around

Upside down

A giddy love sick school boy

Dive bomb dipping

Backwards flipping 

Besides himself with joy


Following her down

To the ground

Landing by her side

Had he waited 

All these years 

For his locust bride?


Screeching to

A sudden stop 

A flip his final stunt

Bob’s my name 

It’s spelled the same 

From the back or from the front 


My oh my!

How you can fly

Why even in reverse

Obviously 

You are royalty 

For only they converse


A slight head tilt

A voice of silk 

My name is Anasazi

Are you an aerial 

Acrobat? 

Or perhaps a kamikaze


Neither one

A lucky bum

Who’s dream has just come true 

On bended knee

I make this plea

My wish to marry you


Please accept

Without regrets 

With your beauty and my brains

A locust queen

A locust king

Together we will reign 


Your proposal

Is sincere

This I know is true

I won’t hesitate 

Or make you wait

Yes, I’ll marry you


The wedding was

Spectacular 

Every type of bug was there

A praying mantis

Was the preacher

And the groom was debonair 


Even Billy

Came back home

His best man and best friend 

It’s not every 

Day one gets

An insect wedding to attend


Tuxedo tails 

And top hat

And spats on all six feet

He waited

At the alter

For his bride to be


His locust heart

Almost stopped 

As she walked down the aisle

Suddenly weak

On all six feet

Her beauty so beguiled


Butterflies 

For bridesmaids 

Spiderwebs her wedding veil

Lighting bugs

Adorned the trees

The entire forest regaled


Aphids for 

Her bouquet 

Buttercups her bridal train 

An orchestra

Of crickets

Chirped a wedding March refrain 


The ceremony

Began slowly

As the music slowly waned

The lanky minister

Cleared his throat 

For he had been ordained


Let no other

Put asunder

What now is joined together

Thereabouts 

I now pronounce 

You bug and wife forever


Silken veil 

Slowly raised

As she pursed her locust lips 

The bouquet tossed

As bridesmaids fought 

He leaned in for a kiss 


Off they flew

The happy two

Straight back to Billy’s room

That he’d donated

And decorated

For their bug-a-boo honeymoon 


So if you hear 

A locust song

When the others 

Have all long gone


It’s merely Bob

With his bride 

And his children

By his side


For he decided

Not to retire

And assimilate

As an invertebrate


With humans 

He’d matriculate

So both species 

Could relate 


And to this day

His story’s told

By poets and folklorist’s 

How he stayed around

Above the ground 

A bug of the utmostest


To take his place

And be noticed

And not be

A mere bug

…. Or bogus


The very very 

Quite contrary 

The very very

Last Locust


John snelling

02:23:22

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